TV: 100 Hottest Hotties

Hottie #4 Britney Spears was introduced along these lines: “No one else has made so many men look up the statutory rape laws in their state.” It almost made me put the parental lock on VH-1 for my own protection.

TV: State of Play

I’ve decided to wait for the DVD. There are so many commercial interruptions during this political thriller that BBC America runs a recap every time they come back from break. This is not how you build suspense.

TV: A&E’s Blondie Live By Request

Has anyone ever called one of these shows and said, “I’d like to hear something off the new album?”