Miscellaneous: Your Weekend Planner

Readers in the Los Angeles area are advised to head to the Egyptian Theater for the Eighth Annual Festival of Film Noir, mainly because I can’t. This year it’s L.A. versus NYC in a battle to crown the most noir city in America. Which is odd, because I know festival organizer Eddie Muller would nominate his home town of San Francisco for the honor.

If, like me, you won’t be in attendance, take heart. The divine Christa Faust has pledged to take in every double feature and will be reporting from the floor.

The last two episodes of the hilarious Andy Barker, P.I. will be airing Saturday night at 8PM, the timeslot known as television’s graveyard. Andy, we hardly knew ye. Where am I going to get my fill of Fidel Castro jokes now?